No.1 活动‘‘‘‘SOME drollery

We always feel fastidium so let us tell some drollery maby wu will fell better


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本次活动截止日期为2004年6月1日```呵``THE CHILDRENS’DAY

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No.2 Re:【注意】活动‘‘‘‘TELL US SOME drollery

now i have a try
心不在焉的丈夫
I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination . At last he succeeded.
　　'Why are you so nervous?' I asked him.
　　'The numbers are the date of our anniversary.' my usband confessed.
我陪丈夫一起出差，他带着他的手提式计算机。机场出口处检查员要他打开包。他耐心的等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的密码。最后他终于想起来了。
　　“你为什么那么紧张呢？”我问他。
　　“这密码是我们结婚纪念日。”他承认道。



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No.3 Re:【注意】活动‘‘‘‘TELL US SOME drollery

There once was a really dumb blonde who had two horses. Now this blonde couldn't tell her horses apart so she decided to ask her neighbor to help her out. She said to her neighbor,"I have two horses that I can't tell apart, can you help me?"
"Sure," said her neighbor,"maybe you should nick one of their ears, then you could tell them apart."
So, the blonde went home and did that. The next day the blonde went to check up on her horses but saw that the other horse had nicked its ear also. So, she telephoned her neighbor and asked for another idea.
"Well, try measuring them, maybe one is taller."
The blonde do that, then rushed back into her house, phoned her neighbor and said,"You were right! The black one is taller than the white one!"

No.4 Re:活动‘‘‘‘SOME drollery

At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.

The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech."

The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"




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相信爱情，佩服别人的坚定相守。
缺乏安全感，一直犹豫。讨厌对着说不通的陌生人。过于敏感，自我保护。
一个人写字，企图找到爱情的出口，幸福的结局。却找到疼痛的答案。
终于明白，爱是一个人的冷暖自知，无关其他。

No.5 Re:活动‘‘‘‘SOME drollery

SORRY ```because of few of the writer took part in so THE CHILDRENS’DAY will put off ```